So I'm sitting on a stool, holding little Boo Boo on the big toilet. Yes, she has a fancy schmancy toilet and shower chair, but the girl wants to sit on the big toilet like everyone else in the family. Of course.
She does her wee wee proudly, and then pulls the toilet paper towards her with her left hand. When she has a decent size piece in her hand, she transfers it to her right hand and uses the left hand to pull hard. The toilet paper rips and she proudly holds it in her hand.
- Oh, where did you learn to do that? I ask. Did they show you that at school?
- No. Me think about that inside my head.
Smart kid eh?